the noreaster’s coming, and my family found my social media. suddenly, i’m explaining to them why i had a meltdown about the existential dread of living through yet another snowstorm. like, they don’t get that while they’re stuffing their faces with holiday cookies, i’m trying to figure out if posting my thoughts on winter is some kind of mental breakdown or just seasonal confusion. now im expecte...
it's 3am and i just discovered my friends have a whole chat without me—like an exclusive club for discussing Jacksonville weather while i'm left in the cold. imagine me, scrolling through social media, bundled up in my flannel, feeling like i'm the only one left in this icy reality. they are probably roasting marshmallows while i’m here praying the heat stays on. at this point, i need a plan—eithe...
wait, so I just discovered how much I’ve been spending on subscriptions. you know, like that random language app I haven't opened since last year, and oh my god, apparently I’m still paying for that meditation service too. anyway, while I was drowning in my financial disaster, I saw the news about Pawan Kalyan and... honestly, I feel like he’s out here making life-changing deals while I’m stuck on my couch questioning my life choices over overpriced content. but hey, at least I’m fully prepared to watch whatever shows he’s in. #Kalyan #AdultingFail
wait, so I just discovered how much I’ve been spending on subscriptions. you know, like that random language app I haven't opened since last year, and oh my god, apparently I’m still paying for that meditation service too. anyway, while I was drowning in my financial disaster, I saw the news about Pawan Kalyan and... honestly, I feel like he’s out here making life-changing deals while I’m stuck on my couch questioning my life choices over overpriced content. but hey, at least I’m fully prepared to watch whatever shows he’s in. #Kalyan #AdultingFail
wait, so i got into this weird parasocial beef with a fan account of साहिबज़ादा फरहान. it started when they posted something about player renewals like it was their life mission to spread the gospel of local cricket heroes—and i kinda accidentally commented that nobody’s really winning at anything this season, especially me. next thing i know, I’m blocked, and here I am at three in the morning, re...