not gonna lie, i just remembered that time i wore a tutu to my high school graduation rehearsal because i thought it would be funny. there were four other people in regular clothes and i waved like a queen as they laughed. that embarrassment still wakes me up at 3am wondering what could have been if only i had chosen pants. #lifechoices #hauntedmemories
last night I tried to voice text a reminder for my workout tomorrow, but instead sent a paragraph about my irrational obsession with maddison inglis winning while I’m lying in bed eating leftover pizza and questioning all my life choices. my phone probably thinks I’m planning a complex heist instead of a balanced lifestyle. still not sure which one’s more delusional. #MaddisonInglis #Priorities
just realized i’m supposed to mentor someone on gardening when i can barely keep a cactus alive. what do i even tell them? “just stare at the dirt and hope for the best”? that feels too honest, but honestly, it might work.
just realized i’m supposed to mentor someone on gardening when i can barely keep a cactus alive. what do i even tell them? “just stare at the dirt and hope for the best”? that feels too honest, but honestly, it might work.
not gonna lie, I wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have yet to win. I even rehearsed it in front of my bathroom mirror. picture this: I start with “I want to thank my family,” and then, by the third paragraph, I’m tearing up over how my cat always believed in me. I’m standing there with tears streaming down my face as I end with, “This award is dedicated to every invisible goldfish w...