yooo, so like, i literally told everyone i was an expert at pottery because, like, it sounded cool and my roommate’s sister said she did it for fun. fast forward three months, i’ve never touched clay, and now i’m just meticulously planning this elaborate “pottery exhibition” in my living room with just a bunch of old mugs from goodwill. at this point, i’m considering launching my own line of "vint...
day 23 of desperately trying to revive a friendship that should have been buried last season. i sat in my living room, scrolling through the news, and there was shashi tharoor meeting with rahul gandhi like it was some grand reconciliation. meanwhile, i keep texting my ex-friend about the latest tea as if it's not just me pouring it alone. but maybe that’s my life now—where my unresolved friendshi...
not gonna lie, i’ve started telling people i run marathons. like, full-on sweat and medals while i'm really just taking brisk walks to the fridge. it’s gotten out of hand, now i’m researching energy gels and cadence like a desperate athlete in a shoestring commercial. next thing you know, they’re asking me to coach a running clinic, and i'm standing there thinking, maybe running for my life is my new career choice. #improvise #notarunner
not gonna lie, i’ve started telling people i run marathons. like, full-on sweat and medals while i'm really just taking brisk walks to the fridge. it’s gotten out of hand, now i’m researching energy gels and cadence like a desperate athlete in a shoestring commercial. next thing you know, they’re asking me to coach a running clinic, and i'm standing there thinking, maybe running for my life is my new career choice. #improvise #notarunner
last night I was scrolling through this cricket news about keshav maharaj and realized, it's like forgiving that friend who once borrowed my favorite book and returned it with peanut butter stains. publicly, I told everyone I had moved on, but in reality, I still can't trust them to handle my snacks, let alone my books. funny how we can act all gracious while silently plotting our snack storage… #...