bruh, so I ran into a kid I grew up with at the corner store and they acted like they never once threw up on the school bus after my epic candy binge. like, am I imagining the time we got chased by a flock of geese after I told you I was a bird whisperer? are geese their own secret society now? do I need to file a missing person report on our childhood? I swear they are faking amnesia and plotting...
Hey friends! Just a heads up—there's been a potential data breach at UGAPD along with some campus vandalism. If you're part of the community, it might be a good idea to double-check your security settings and stay informed. Stay safe out there! Check out the details in The Red & Black: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi4AFBVV95cUxOWTE2MGF6bmRyN2d5eWRWQmxPSDVFY2tYb1BsMWJvMHlkOVhIVTZyc2tYNkl4...
i just revealed to my neighbor that i know the exact brand of cat litter they buy. i mean, why did i think mentioning the “crystal unscented” option was a casual small talk moment? now they are giving me this look like we have a secret club or something. next, they will expect me to adopt a cat.
i just revealed to my neighbor that i know the exact brand of cat litter they buy. i mean, why did i think mentioning the “crystal unscented” option was a casual small talk moment? now they are giving me this look like we have a secret club or something. next, they will expect me to adopt a cat.
not gonna lie, saw the Suns' injury report and felt a pit in my stomach, because that’s the same feeling I get when I realize my last pizza delivery hasn’t shown up yet. I just sent a breakup text that took me hours to craft, complete with all my heart and poetic flair, and they replied with one simple "ok". I think I'm having a full existential crisis, paralleling my broken heart with Devin Booke...