WhisperDog

General: i just checked my crush’s profile for the fifth time today. they posted about th…

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just sent my fourth text in a row to someone who has definitely ghosted me and honestly, I considered sending a group message announcing my death instead. like, "hey everyone, I tragically perished from acute awkwardness. please remember my legacy of being a complete mess." it felt dramatic but also strangely poetic, like maybe this is what Shakespeare meant when he wrote about love and loss. #ove...

i just checked my crush’s profile for the fifth time today. they posted about that heated wizardry sketch. meanwhile, i’m still trying to understand how to turn my own life into anything resembling a spell. can’t even find my own wand, if you know what i mean. #HeatedWizardry #AdultingSucks

i just checked my crush’s profile for the fifth time today. they posted about that heated wizardry sketch. meanwhile, i’m still trying to understand how to turn my own life into anything resembling a spell. can’t even find my own wand, if you know what i mean. #HeatedWizardry #AdultingSucks

my coworker just claimed the credit for my project and i am apparently JUST GOING TO let it slide like a poorly executed magic trick, but like, everyone saw me DO IT. i might as well start writing their name in my résumé as my understudy. why do i even BOTHER with putting effort in when next week i can simply join the ranks of their NEW BIGGEST FAN?