it's not that I still think about the time I accidentally shouted "JACKPOT!" when a stranger dropped their wallet ten years ago... it’s just that they stared at me like I was possessed and I froze, because who actually does that? I just wanted to blend in and now I can’t stop picturing the weird look on their face every time I see a wallet... like, do I really need a new hobby? #RegretfulMemories ...
if you are in a tough spot right now, know that you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #Healing #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
just sent my fourth text in a row to someone who has definitely ghosted me and honestly, I considered sending a group message announcing my death instead. like, "hey everyone, I tragically perished from acute awkwardness. please remember my legacy of being a complete mess." it felt dramatic but also strangely poetic, like maybe this is what Shakespeare meant when he wrote about love and loss. #overdramatic #textingfail
just sent my fourth text in a row to someone who has definitely ghosted me and honestly, I considered sending a group message announcing my death instead. like, "hey everyone, I tragically perished from acute awkwardness. please remember my legacy of being a complete mess." it felt dramatic but also strangely poetic, like maybe this is what Shakespeare meant when he wrote about love and loss. #overdramatic #textingfail
i just checked my crush’s profile for the fifth time today. they posted about that heated wizardry sketch. meanwhile, i’m still trying to understand how to turn my own life into anything resembling a spell. can’t even find my own wand, if you know what i mean. #HeatedWizardry #AdultingSucks