so, like, my sibling borrowed money from me TWO years ago. they promised it was TEMPORARY. fast forward to now, and my budget is STILL crying over this lost ‘temporary’ loan. i'm literally watching them scroll through UGC kya hai कानून news as if it's a reality show, while my life has become a sad Netflix special titled "the sibling that never pays back." do i regret helping them? honestly, no, bu...
it’s not that i obsessively think about him, it’s just that every time i microwave leftover curry— i start to wonder if he is also sitting alone eating three-day-old pasta while listening to a podcast about the philosophy of burritos. like, what are the chances? i can picture his T-shirt, the one that probably says "just vibing" in faded lettering—so he’s clearly contemplating the universe too. o...
the way that i accidentally voice texted my deep-seated wish to become a houseplant while standing in the grocery aisle and now my phone is forever cursed with “i just want to photosynthesize and listen to the rain.” and the cashier looked at me like i was serious, but honestly, maybe i am.
the way that i accidentally voice texted my deep-seated wish to become a houseplant while standing in the grocery aisle and now my phone is forever cursed with “i just want to photosynthesize and listen to the rain.” and the cashier looked at me like i was serious, but honestly, maybe i am.
yooo, just bought a mini blender I definitely did not need. it was on sale, right? now i feel like i have to start a smoothie business before tomorrow’s weather turns icy, and i'm left making slushies while sobbing into my kale. it's fine, everything's fine. #TomorrowWeather #WhyAmIDoingThis