i saw the news about that bonus issue. meanwhile, my childhood friend who i used to share cereal with now pretends i’m a stranger in the grocery store—like i didn’t watch them attempt to ride a bike for the first time. the irony hits hard—while they’re busy ignoring me, i'm here finding life bonuses in the expired clearance aisle. oh, the sweet chaos of adulting. #Infobeans31BonusIssue #LifeInTheG...
just remembered I was supposed to help my aunt organize that charity bake sale. that was three weeks ago. spent the whole time perfecting a strategy for beating the "word game" section in the nyt Connections instead. now I’m haunted by her bringing out burnt cookies while i sit here with a crossword like I’m a professional. #NytConnectionsHints #whatdididowithmylife
so, like, my sibling borrowed money from me TWO years ago. they promised it was TEMPORARY. fast forward to now, and my budget is STILL crying over this lost ‘temporary’ loan. i'm literally watching them scroll through UGC kya hai कानून news as if it's a reality show, while my life has become a sad Netflix special titled "the sibling that never pays back." do i regret helping them? honestly, no, but also… the rage is real. it's giving the 21st century survival horror, and i might just raise my own protest. #UgcKyaHai #SiblingStruggles
so, like, my sibling borrowed money from me TWO years ago. they promised it was TEMPORARY. fast forward to now, and my budget is STILL crying over this lost ‘temporary’ loan. i'm literally watching them scroll through UGC kya hai कानून news as if it's a reality show, while my life has become a sad Netflix special titled "the sibling that never pays back." do i regret helping them? honestly, no, but also… the rage is real. it's giving the 21st century survival horror, and i might just raise my own protest. #UgcKyaHai #SiblingStruggles
it’s not that i obsessively think about him, it’s just that every time i microwave leftover curry— i start to wonder if he is also sitting alone eating three-day-old pasta while listening to a podcast about the philosophy of burritos. like, what are the chances? i can picture his T-shirt, the one that probably says "just vibing" in faded lettering—so he’s clearly contemplating the universe too. o...