WhisperDog

General: so like, i was fully convinced i could train myself to write epic haikus after o…

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did anyone else write a heartfelt thank you speech for a non-existent award because the 12-dollar framed certificate from a work seminar feels like the pinnacle of achievement—and now i just have to walk past it in shame every day, rehearsing “i would like to thank my cat” while trying to ignore the empty applause in my mind? #unrealisticexpectations #whatamidoingwithmylife

so like, i was fully convinced i could train myself to write epic haikus after one poetry workshop. i have literally penned over two hundred in a week. they are all just variations of “the sky is blue, my cat is watching me, i need to do laundry.” i thought it was deep. now, i cannot tell if i’m a poet or just a very confused houseplant.

so like, i was fully convinced i could train myself to write epic haikus after one poetry workshop. i have literally penned over two hundred in a week. they are all just variations of “the sky is blue, my cat is watching me, i need to do laundry.” i thought it was deep. now, i cannot tell if i’m a poet or just a very confused houseplant.

Story Name: "I Caught My Groom Kissing the Wedding Planner Moments Before 'I Do'" Part 7 of 7 Dylan blinks, confusion etched across his face. “Bree, wait—” “Don’t you dare ‘Bree, wait’ me!” I storm toward him, fists clenched. “You think you can just kiss her before we say ‘I do’? What kind of sick joke is this?” The planner’s lips tremble. She glances at Dylan, then at me. “It’s not what you t...