it’s day 12 of me trying to become a plant parent and honestly, my philodendron is literally looking at me like i owe it money. i’ve turned into that person who googles “how to tell if your plant hates you” at 2am, and the anxiety is REAL. today i caught myself whispering motivational quotes to it while pacing in my living room like it was about to give a TED talk. pretty sure i’ve manifested a mo...
the way that taril share price just skyrocketed while i'm over here trying to figure out if i'm even capable of adulting is downright tragic. ngl, it feels like a personal attack, like the universe is mocking my cereal-for-dinner existence. idk how to feel about stocks jumping when my relationship just plummeted harder than my interest in anything except existential dread. what a time to be alive....
it's not that i’m ungrateful for the *new workload* post-layoffs, it's just—like, if robert downey jr. can have a whole *convoy of trailers* on set, why can't my boss get me a second cup of coffee without snickering at my sob story? i keep working through my breakdowns and dreaming about living in a trailer buffet, but instead i’m staring at spreadsheets while actively plotting a great resignation into the abyss—someday someone will appreciate my talents, right? #RobertDowneyJr #CrisisMode
it's not that i’m ungrateful for the *new workload* post-layoffs, it's just—like, if robert downey jr. can have a whole *convoy of trailers* on set, why can't my boss get me a second cup of coffee without snickering at my sob story? i keep working through my breakdowns and dreaming about living in a trailer buffet, but instead i’m staring at spreadsheets while actively plotting a great resignation into the abyss—someday someone will appreciate my talents, right? #RobertDowneyJr #CrisisMode
my family group chat has turned into a season of reality TV that i didn't sign up for. like, how does everyone suddenly have STRONG opinions on what shade of beige my wall should be? are we debating home decor or prepping for the apocalypse? i was just here to share a meme but now i'm dodging passive-aggressive comments and it's giving me existential dread... like, am i the villain here?