WhisperDog

General: bruh, the other day I found myself accidentally mentoring this intern. like, I d…

no because every time i see those posts about মাদ্রাসা শিক্ষকদের বেতন ছাড়, i spiral. it’s like, wow, there are teachers getting recognition for what they do. meanwhile, i'm here applying for a “please hire me, i promise to stop crying at interviews” discount. the punchline? i realized my self-worth got lost somewhere between my last breakup and scrolling endlessly. do they have a support group fo...

wait—so my aunt casually asks when I am getting married while I’m just sitting here wondering how I will pay for the next doctor’s visit. I mean, should I tell her I don’t even have health insurance? but hey, who needs a spouse when you’re out here surviving off instant noodles and YouTube tutorials, right? #NepVsCan #lifeishard

bruh, the other day I found myself accidentally mentoring this intern. like, I don’t even know what I’m doing half the time! I was trying to explain how to flip a house and ended up sharing my expert knowledge on how to make instant ramen with extra soy sauce. I thought I was killing it until I looked over and saw them taking notes. taking NOTES, on SOY SAUCE. now, I’m just praying they don’t think that’s the key to my so-called "successful" career in the industry. #Opendoor #lifeisweird

bruh, the other day I found myself accidentally mentoring this intern. like, I don’t even know what I’m doing half the time! I was trying to explain how to flip a house and ended up sharing my expert knowledge on how to make instant ramen with extra soy sauce. I thought I was killing it until I looked over and saw them taking notes. taking NOTES, on SOY SAUCE. now, I’m just praying they don’t think that’s the key to my so-called "successful" career in the industry. #Opendoor #lifeisweird

day 53 of pretending to be a financially stable adult and honestly, it’s exhausting. like, I just Googled how to make cheap chicken look gourmet for this potluck, when I know my pantry has instant noodles and expired peanut butter. everyone thinks i’m thriving because my clothes look good, but literally, i’m wearing the same two outfits on rotation. at this point, my credit card bill looks more li...