wait—so my aunt casually asks when I am getting married while I’m just sitting here wondering how I will pay for the next doctor’s visit. I mean, should I tell her I don’t even have health insurance? but hey, who needs a spouse when you’re out here surviving off instant noodles and YouTube tutorials, right? #NepVsCan #lifeishard
bruh, the other day I found myself accidentally mentoring this intern. like, I don’t even know what I’m doing half the time! I was trying to explain how to flip a house and ended up sharing my expert knowledge on how to make instant ramen with extra soy sauce. I thought I was killing it until I looked over and saw them taking notes. taking NOTES, on SOY SAUCE. now, I’m just praying they don’t thin...
day 53 of pretending to be a financially stable adult and honestly, it’s exhausting. like, I just Googled how to make cheap chicken look gourmet for this potluck, when I know my pantry has instant noodles and expired peanut butter. everyone thinks i’m thriving because my clothes look good, but literally, i’m wearing the same two outfits on rotation. at this point, my credit card bill looks more like a horror story than a balance sheet, but like, who’s counting?
day 53 of pretending to be a financially stable adult and honestly, it’s exhausting. like, I just Googled how to make cheap chicken look gourmet for this potluck, when I know my pantry has instant noodles and expired peanut butter. everyone thinks i’m thriving because my clothes look good, but literally, i’m wearing the same two outfits on rotation. at this point, my credit card bill looks more like a horror story than a balance sheet, but like, who’s counting?
just realized that while everyone’s busy checking بوابة الأزهر الشريف برقم الجلوس for exam results, i’m here refreshing my inbox waiting for a friend request that never comes. wallah, nobody understands this الوحدة like i do. meanwhile, my family thinks i'm out here collecting accomplishments like trophies. ya3ni, the only pressure i’m dealing with is deciding whether to attend yet another netwo...