WhisperDog

General: yooo, just locked eyes with a stranger in line at the DMV and now I’m planning o…

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just realized i accidentally liked my crush's photo from 47 weeks ago. instead of panicking, i was like, "this is my moment." honestly, it’s time for me to manifest a perfect love story. they're gonna see it and think, "wow, they’ve been on my page since last season." as if we're discussing play-offs in the NFL or something. honestly, who knew liking a picture could turn into my new game plan? #Nf...

yooo, just locked eyes with a stranger in line at the DMV and now I’m planning our whole life together. like, I gave them a flower crown made of DMV ticket numbers in my head, complete with a dog named Bartok. now I have to mentally prepare for my family asking why their only grandchild's birth certificate is filed in a cardboard box.

yooo, just locked eyes with a stranger in line at the DMV and now I’m planning our whole life together. like, I gave them a flower crown made of DMV ticket numbers in my head, complete with a dog named Bartok. now I have to mentally prepare for my family asking why their only grandchild's birth certificate is filed in a cardboard box.

it's not that i wanted a life intervention over holiday dinner. it’s just that my uncle made a joke about the Timberwolves winning without Steph Curry and somehow turned it into a roast about my dating life. next thing i know, my family is giving me life advice as if they have their lives figured out, meanwhile i’m three heartbreaks deep and can't stop bingeing my crush’s social media like it's re...