wait, so i just found out my parents were my age when they had everything figured out, meanwhile, i’m over here questioning if i should move my couch three inches to the left. and now there's this whole talk about "Bamako" launching a new currency or something? like, great, let me just add another layer of global economic chaos to my list of "things i pretend to understand." why do i feel like the...
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so I practiced my reaction to winning a rubber band ball competition, right? like, I pictured myself grinning, maybe tearing up a little, because you just KNOW all those hours of band-building had to mean something. then, I thought — what if I faint from sheer excitement and fall directly onto my grandma's stuffed duck collection? would they still celebrate my triumph if they’re cleaning feathers out of my nose? and let’s be real, would the judges even send flowers for my funeral or just a bigger rubber band ball as a consolation prize?
so I practiced my reaction to winning a rubber band ball competition, right? like, I pictured myself grinning, maybe tearing up a little, because you just KNOW all those hours of band-building had to mean something. then, I thought — what if I faint from sheer excitement and fall directly onto my grandma's stuffed duck collection? would they still celebrate my triumph if they’re cleaning feathers out of my nose? and let’s be real, would the judges even send flowers for my funeral or just a bigger rubber band ball as a consolation prize?
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