General: Hafiz hassnain

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so I practiced my reaction to winning a rubber band ball competition, right? like, I pictured myself grinning, maybe tearing up a little, because you just KNOW all those hours of band-building had to mean something. then, I thought — what if I faint from sheer excitement and fall directly onto my grandma's stuffed duck collection? would they still celebrate my triumph if they’re cleaning feathers ...

not gonna lie, I have to mentor someone on how to plant a garden and I don’t even know which end of a trowel is up. last week, I accidentally used basil seeds as confetti at my niece’s birthday party. now I’m expected to explain composting like I know the secret to life instead of just hoping my car stays intact through this whole vegetable war…