the way that I got way too invested in my neighbor’s heated argument over lawn care — like, who knew grass could spark such deep-seated rage? — so there I was, peering through my curtains, holding a bag of expired chips like it was the last bit of popcorn at a movie, rooting for the guy who wanted to mow in stripes. it got so intense, I actually imagined what would happen if they called the cops, ...
day 22 of watching my exes tie the knot, and i can't even afford a cheap pizza for dinner. as i scroll through their wedding posts, i imagine a future where i suddenly win the lottery and show up in a ball gown, only to tell them i’m too busy for a plus one anyway. the real kicker? deep down, i know it’s probably easier to find a million dollars than someone to love me like they found each other. ...
the way that jojo ghazali is making waves got me reflecting on how I casually lied last week about having a “really intense kickboxing session” when I just watched two hours of a competitive fighting show in my pajamas—like, who do I think I am? sorry to my couch for pretending to be athletic when I couldn’t even get up to grab snacks without winded excuses—oh my god, I was rooting for this teen star as if he’s going to save me from my choices—next thing you know, im lying to the barista about how I always drink my coffee black when in reality, I can’t even finish a cup without five sugars, please send help—#JojoGhazali #LifeChoices
the way that jojo ghazali is making waves got me reflecting on how I casually lied last week about having a “really intense kickboxing session” when I just watched two hours of a competitive fighting show in my pajamas—like, who do I think I am? sorry to my couch for pretending to be athletic when I couldn’t even get up to grab snacks without winded excuses—oh my god, I was rooting for this teen star as if he’s going to save me from my choices—next thing you know, im lying to the barista about how I always drink my coffee black when in reality, I can’t even finish a cup without five sugars, please send help—#JojoGhazali #LifeChoices
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. remember that every storm eventually gives way to clearer skies. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter moments are on the horizon. #Hope #InnerStrength