the way that airline liquidation keeps making headlines reminds me of my life choices. i just spent my last bit of cash on gourmet coffee and new shoes while my fridge looks like a ghost town. who needs to eat when you can have a closet full of stuff you wear once, right? the worst part? now i’m debating whether to buy frozen veggies or risk it all on takeout again. hashtag priorities. #AirlineLiq...
the way that I got way too invested in my neighbor’s heated argument over lawn care — like, who knew grass could spark such deep-seated rage? — so there I was, peering through my curtains, holding a bag of expired chips like it was the last bit of popcorn at a movie, rooting for the guy who wanted to mow in stripes. it got so intense, I actually imagined what would happen if they called the cops, ...
day 22 of watching my exes tie the knot, and i can't even afford a cheap pizza for dinner. as i scroll through their wedding posts, i imagine a future where i suddenly win the lottery and show up in a ball gown, only to tell them i’m too busy for a plus one anyway. the real kicker? deep down, i know it’s probably easier to find a million dollars than someone to love me like they found each other. #JackLang #loneliness
day 22 of watching my exes tie the knot, and i can't even afford a cheap pizza for dinner. as i scroll through their wedding posts, i imagine a future where i suddenly win the lottery and show up in a ball gown, only to tell them i’m too busy for a plus one anyway. the real kicker? deep down, i know it’s probably easier to find a million dollars than someone to love me like they found each other. #JackLang #loneliness
the way that jojo ghazali is making waves got me reflecting on how I casually lied last week about having a “really intense kickboxing session” when I just watched two hours of a competitive fighting show in my pajamas—like, who do I think I am? sorry to my couch for pretending to be athletic when I couldn’t even get up to grab snacks without winded excuses—oh my god, I was rooting for this teen s...