no because the way that i literally just found out my childhood diary got published without my consent and now my sixth grade crush is asking for an autograph like, what even is this reality? am i a literary icon now, or is my embarrassing angst just gonna be everyone's book club theme?
no because my boss just praised Janet for my idea during the meeting, and now I am just like... how do I tell my goldfish that our namesake is getting more recognition than me? I mean, I poured my heart into that proposal. now I am rehearsing my acceptance speech for the “Best Unacknowledged Idea” award... while feeding the fish who definitely does not understand social justice. #Gold #CareerDrama
wait. so my Spotify Wrapped just exposed that I listen to sad songs while contemplating whether to invest in silver or gold like its a life choice. as if the five-hour loop of the same heartbreaking ballad was not a dead giveaway that I’m spiraling. my playlist is basically me crying over charts. now I’m questioning if I should invest in gold to feel like a real adult, or if I should just buy myself a new pair of headphones for emotional support. #SilverPriceGoldPrice #RealLifeInvestments
wait. so my Spotify Wrapped just exposed that I listen to sad songs while contemplating whether to invest in silver or gold like its a life choice. as if the five-hour loop of the same heartbreaking ballad was not a dead giveaway that I’m spiraling. my playlist is basically me crying over charts. now I’m questioning if I should invest in gold to feel like a real adult, or if I should just buy myself a new pair of headphones for emotional support. #SilverPriceGoldPrice #RealLifeInvestments
Story Name: "He Won't Stop Until I'm His: A CEO's Son's Obsession" Part 7 of 7 I check the locks one more time. My heart races as I hear a soft knock on the door. “I know you’re in there, darling,” he calls, his voice a rich velvet. Panic overtakes me. What does he want now? “Go away!” I shout, but it sounds weak, desperate. He chuckles, low and dangerous. “You really think that will work? We...