i just realized my boss's definition of 'family' means showing up for a potluck while making sure no one gets extra helpings on their salary. so now we’re all just happily bringing salads to a feast where nobody gets fed. #officefamily #emptyplates
made eye contact with a stranger in the grocery store. suddenly, i was planning our entire wedding, complete with a ridiculous theme based on the juventus team colors. imagine having to explain to the caterer why the cake is black and white while pretending our love is not just a product of an overactive imagination. #Juventus #weddingplannerinstincts
my boss just gave me that 'i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed' speech. it hit harder than the new viral video drama. suddenly, i'm spiraling thinking, could my life be a poorly scripted reality show? meanwhile, my dog is the only one getting viral views and all I wanted was a promotion. now I'm convinced my existence is a two-hour season finale and i'm the underdog. #PayalGamingKiViralVideo #LifeDrama
my boss just gave me that 'i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed' speech. it hit harder than the new viral video drama. suddenly, i'm spiraling thinking, could my life be a poorly scripted reality show? meanwhile, my dog is the only one getting viral views and all I wanted was a promotion. now I'm convinced my existence is a two-hour season finale and i'm the underdog. #PayalGamingKiViralVideo #LifeDrama
i just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and as I was pacing in my kitchen, my cat looked up at me like, “this is not my problem.” then I thought, should I text my imaginary friend for support? i mean, they totally get me… except they have never replied, so maybe it’s not the best idea. #justmyluck #catwisdom