no because i just realized i’ve been daydreaming about the dramatic lives of my imaginary band members that i haven’t even formed yet. we were just about to win a Grammy for an album that doesn’t exist, and now i have to face the harsh truth that they might never know my name, much less tour Europe with me like i planned. i even picked out their outfits. it’s not looking good.
just realized my friends have a whole book club without me. apparently they love discussing plots while i was over here trying to remember the difference between a paperback and a hardback. can’t even join the conversation, i’m just sitting in the corner with my library card like a lost puppy while they all look like characters in a Netflix series. someone pray for me because i just bought a book ...
not gonna lie, i just hearted my own message in a gaming forum and now i'm literally locked into this cycle of overthinking if i should delete my entire account and start fresh in the dark corners of the internet where no one knows me. this is why i can't have nice things. like, do i go for a dramatic exit or a whispering farewell as my avatar crumbles into pixels? i can’t decide if this is the downfall of my virtual life or just a Tuesday. #socialanxiety #gamerproblems
not gonna lie, i just hearted my own message in a gaming forum and now i'm literally locked into this cycle of overthinking if i should delete my entire account and start fresh in the dark corners of the internet where no one knows me. this is why i can't have nice things. like, do i go for a dramatic exit or a whispering farewell as my avatar crumbles into pixels? i can’t decide if this is the downfall of my virtual life or just a Tuesday. #socialanxiety #gamerproblems
wait, so i decided to treat myself and bought this ridiculously extravagant houseplant that’s probably plotting to overthrow me. the moment i brought it home, i envisioned us bonding over tea and deep philosophical conversations about life. but now that the credit card bill came, all i can think is that my future children might have to pay for the emotional trauma of a cash-strapped childhood beca...