gold prices are soaring like my anxiety during group projects. just checked in on my ‘friends’ from high school, you know the ones who liked my post but never replied to my message? after years of trying to reconnect, I realized it’s been as pointless as investing in gold bars with a fading return. they are soaring, I am just… here. maybe my new hobby is talking to myself about their unmatched dis...
it’s six weeks since i realized my neighbor has been using my carefully arranged flower pots for their “aesthetic” garden. in a shocking twist, they won ‘best balcony’ at the community awards, while i stood silently fuming in my window. just watched the whole thing unfold like a soap opera. my plan for revenge? making the ultimate hydrangea display that definitely deserves a medal, because this is...
no because i trusted the process and the process let me down in the worst way. had a whole plan to finally get my laundry done this weekend. so excited, i even picked a cute detergent scent to treat myself. then i hear about the kaiser strike, and my therapist is one of the affected nurses. how am i supposed to wash my feelings away when the only person i can turn to is living on a picket line? like, do i even have to scrub my emotional mess with dirty laundry now? where does this all end? #KaiserStrike #LaundryFails
no because i trusted the process and the process let me down in the worst way. had a whole plan to finally get my laundry done this weekend. so excited, i even picked a cute detergent scent to treat myself. then i hear about the kaiser strike, and my therapist is one of the affected nurses. how am i supposed to wash my feelings away when the only person i can turn to is living on a picket line? like, do i even have to scrub my emotional mess with dirty laundry now? where does this all end? #KaiserStrike #LaundryFails
yooo, I just found out Elton John turned his old kneecaps into jewelry. I checked my ex's page again even though I KNOW I shouldn't, and now I'm wondering if I should turn my sad emotional breakdown into a line of fine art. like, are my tears worth anything? I could put them in a pendant. I'm still haunted by the way we fought over the last bag of chips, so now I'm considering taking that memory a...