wait, i turned down a chance to join the choir because i thought singing would ruin my social life, and now my ex is out here getting standing ovations. like, HOW does someone I trusted turn into the local idol while I’m still stuck in my bedroom, awkwardly serenading my houseplants? i mean, they don't even sing back.
gold prices are soaring like my anxiety during group projects. just checked in on my ‘friends’ from high school, you know the ones who liked my post but never replied to my message? after years of trying to reconnect, I realized it’s been as pointless as investing in gold bars with a fading return. they are soaring, I am just… here. maybe my new hobby is talking to myself about their unmatched dis...
it’s six weeks since i realized my neighbor has been using my carefully arranged flower pots for their “aesthetic” garden. in a shocking twist, they won ‘best balcony’ at the community awards, while i stood silently fuming in my window. just watched the whole thing unfold like a soap opera. my plan for revenge? making the ultimate hydrangea display that definitely deserves a medal, because this is a competition now.
it’s six weeks since i realized my neighbor has been using my carefully arranged flower pots for their “aesthetic” garden. in a shocking twist, they won ‘best balcony’ at the community awards, while i stood silently fuming in my window. just watched the whole thing unfold like a soap opera. my plan for revenge? making the ultimate hydrangea display that definitely deserves a medal, because this is a competition now.
no because i trusted the process and the process let me down in the worst way. had a whole plan to finally get my laundry done this weekend. so excited, i even picked a cute detergent scent to treat myself. then i hear about the kaiser strike, and my therapist is one of the affected nurses. how am i supposed to wash my feelings away when the only person i can turn to is living on a picket line? li...