so there i was, casually scrolling through my phone, when i stumbled upon that disaster in kolkata — a warehouse fire? seven people gone? meanwhile, i'm stuck at my desk, watching my coworker shamelessly parade my project around the office like they’ve just discovered the wheel—i mean come on, the only thing they wheel is their lunch to the microwave. it feels like my soul just went up in flames l...
not gonna lie, when I heard about those cameras being set up in classrooms for the SSC Board, I flashed back to my exam days, hiding notes in my water bottle. now, my stress is spiking, thinking I can't even distract myself with sneaky strategies. I sent a risky text to a classmate about what if we staged a protest – like, we could start an art installation called “Trust No Teacher.” still watchin...
it's 2am and i just saw that john mulaney is financially supporting olivia munn’s large family and honestly, same energy. like, while i'm over here having my holiday dinner turn into a roast of my life choices, he’s out there casually ensuring their comfort. can we just take a second to acknowledge that my relatives are literally discussing my bad dating history while olivia munn has a support system that's on another level? honestly, i'm considering applying to be part of her family. anything’s better than being the star of my family's “you know she’s still single, right?” intervention. #OliviaMunn #FamilyDrama
it's 2am and i just saw that john mulaney is financially supporting olivia munn’s large family and honestly, same energy. like, while i'm over here having my holiday dinner turn into a roast of my life choices, he’s out there casually ensuring their comfort. can we just take a second to acknowledge that my relatives are literally discussing my bad dating history while olivia munn has a support system that's on another level? honestly, i'm considering applying to be part of her family. anything’s better than being the star of my family's “you know she’s still single, right?” intervention. #OliviaMunn #FamilyDrama
literally woke up to the news about the fire in kolkata. honestly, the only thing burning more than that warehouse is my sanity since my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. like, am I going to need a funeral outfit for this workplace or for my dignity? I mean, we’re talking about the same person who uses the coffee machine as their personal therapist and gives ‘leadership advice’ like ...