wait, so my parents are splitting up and now somehow I’m the neutral party—like, as if I can mediate anything beyond the one time I accidentally ended a group chat with everyone yelling at me—oh, and now I see the school wants to put cameras everywhere for exams? how am I supposed to explain to them I didn’t even get caught when I stole snacks from the cafeteria but somehow I'm supposed to set up ...
so there i was, casually scrolling through my phone, when i stumbled upon that disaster in kolkata — a warehouse fire? seven people gone? meanwhile, i'm stuck at my desk, watching my coworker shamelessly parade my project around the office like they’ve just discovered the wheel—i mean come on, the only thing they wheel is their lunch to the microwave. it feels like my soul just went up in flames l...
not gonna lie, when I heard about those cameras being set up in classrooms for the SSC Board, I flashed back to my exam days, hiding notes in my water bottle. now, my stress is spiking, thinking I can't even distract myself with sneaky strategies. I sent a risky text to a classmate about what if we staged a protest – like, we could start an art installation called “Trust No Teacher.” still watching those three dots… what if they block me instead of planning our avant-garde movement? #SscBoard #StudentLife
not gonna lie, when I heard about those cameras being set up in classrooms for the SSC Board, I flashed back to my exam days, hiding notes in my water bottle. now, my stress is spiking, thinking I can't even distract myself with sneaky strategies. I sent a risky text to a classmate about what if we staged a protest – like, we could start an art installation called “Trust No Teacher.” still watching those three dots… what if they block me instead of planning our avant-garde movement? #SscBoard #StudentLife
it's 2am and i just saw that john mulaney is financially supporting olivia munn’s large family and honestly, same energy. like, while i'm over here having my holiday dinner turn into a roast of my life choices, he’s out there casually ensuring their comfort. can we just take a second to acknowledge that my relatives are literally discussing my bad dating history while olivia munn has a support sys...