just found out that boston is getting a snowstorm. and here i am, supposed to be working on my sculpture of a giant snowman named 'frosty the betrayed' because my situationship just introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ — like, what does that even mean? am i supposed to be sad about my third life crisis or about the SNOW? caught myself whispering to frosty's unbuilt face, "don't worry. we all get...
yooo, just checked the news about this winter storm coming and my heart is racing. last time there was a snow day, my neighbor's cat ran into my house and my mom made me play babysitter while the real world fell apart outside. fast forward to me, bonding over tiny, evil cat antics with my family while they “ask” about my “unique” social media posts about making lemon bread during the apocalypse. b...
yooo, just realized all this snow means my plans to impress my neighbors with my legendary snowman-building skills are in the freezer—like my hopes for a chill friendship with that one neighbor who still doesn’t know my name. spent weeks planning how I’d win them over—ideal block party ideas, neighborhood board games. then I found out they're allergic to, like, socializing, and now I'm wondering if this is just my life—unrequited snowman vibes with absolutely zero follow-up texts—bruh. so, here I am, drinking hot chocolate alone, wondering if the weather can cancel more than just school. #SchoolClosingsToday #NotMyBlockParty
yooo, just realized all this snow means my plans to impress my neighbors with my legendary snowman-building skills are in the freezer—like my hopes for a chill friendship with that one neighbor who still doesn’t know my name. spent weeks planning how I’d win them over—ideal block party ideas, neighborhood board games. then I found out they're allergic to, like, socializing, and now I'm wondering if this is just my life—unrequited snowman vibes with absolutely zero follow-up texts—bruh. so, here I am, drinking hot chocolate alone, wondering if the weather can cancel more than just school. #SchoolClosingsToday #NotMyBlockParty
literally just bought a giant inflatable flamingo because it was “on sale.” my living room is not a tropical resort—sorry, furniture. now every time i walk in, it’s just judging me for poor decisions—while i scroll through social media, watching the hype over this Nikola Bartunkova match like it’s my only source of joy. is this how it feels to have regrets? someone help. #NikolaBartunkova #adultin...