wait—just found out I always thought I was "vintage" for collecting old cassette tapes. turns out, I was just hoarding TRASH from garage sales for years—still listening to that one mixtape labeled “Mom’s Jamz” that features both Aerosmith and the Spice Girls. I guess my nostalgic vibe is just delusion in disguise. #RedFlagCollector #NostalgiaIsMyCrutch
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even in the darkest times, you are not alone. the path may feel unclear, but every step forward, no matter how small, is a step towards brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #MentalHealthSupport
just found out that boston is getting a snowstorm. and here i am, supposed to be working on my sculpture of a giant snowman named 'frosty the betrayed' because my situationship just introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ — like, what does that even mean? am i supposed to be sad about my third life crisis or about the SNOW? caught myself whispering to frosty's unbuilt face, "don't worry. we all get put in the friend zone, buddy." #WeatherBoston #SnowmanTherapy
just found out that boston is getting a snowstorm. and here i am, supposed to be working on my sculpture of a giant snowman named 'frosty the betrayed' because my situationship just introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ — like, what does that even mean? am i supposed to be sad about my third life crisis or about the SNOW? caught myself whispering to frosty's unbuilt face, "don't worry. we all get put in the friend zone, buddy." #WeatherBoston #SnowmanTherapy
yooo, just checked the news about this winter storm coming and my heart is racing. last time there was a snow day, my neighbor's cat ran into my house and my mom made me play babysitter while the real world fell apart outside. fast forward to me, bonding over tiny, evil cat antics with my family while they “ask” about my “unique” social media posts about making lemon bread during the apocalypse. b...