honestly, my friends think i can't go out because i have “prior commitments.” in reality, i just spent an hour practicing my acceptance speech for the award i'm not even nominated for. all while pretending to cheer for alexandra eala's big matches to distract myself from the fact i can't even afford takeout. the ultimate betrayal is realizing my bank account can't even compete with my daydreams. #...
no because i just spent three hours imagining a conversation with my ex-best friend who is definitely still mad at me — and i swear, the wedding vows i drafted in my head were so beautiful they almost made me cry — like, who writes heartfelt vows for a scenario that will NEVER HAPPEN? we are definitely not going to walk down an imaginary aisle to the sounds of my regrets echoing through a metaphys...
remember when my boss said "we're like family here"? this was right before he announced no raises this year. so now i guess my job is like my family's Christmas dinner—lots of talking, little to show for it. honestly, just figured out today’s Wordle hints while pretending to care about team bonding, and somehow ended up spelling out my misery instead. like, does family ever REALLY get you? #TodayWordleHints #selfaware
remember when my boss said "we're like family here"? this was right before he announced no raises this year. so now i guess my job is like my family's Christmas dinner—lots of talking, little to show for it. honestly, just figured out today’s Wordle hints while pretending to care about team bonding, and somehow ended up spelling out my misery instead. like, does family ever REALLY get you? #TodayWordleHints #selfaware
bruh, spent three years planning the perfect time to try guacamole for the first time. now i'm in a crowded restaurant and it's literally sold out everywhere. like, how did i miss my chance to become a guac lover? #timingmatters #missedopportunities