remember that time i accidentally wore two different shoes to a party? one was a sleek black heel and the other a clunky brown sandal. it was all fun and games until someone said "cute shoes!" and i awkwardly replied "thank you" while feeling my self-esteem crumble into dust. now, i think about that moment at 3am while also stressing over rising gold and silver prices. like, maybe i should've inve...
not gonna lie, i found out my ex started dating my friend while scrolling through my mom's scrapbook. i just thought the giant picture of them in a summer fairytale theme was an unusual choice for her 2020 vision board - like, should i talk to my therapist or send them a wedding gift?
wait, so my family just found my social media and they think i’m financially thriving because i posted about ‘Senne Lammens’ scoring, meanwhile i’m over here having weekly debates with myself about whether it’s acceptable to microwave a potato again for the fifth day in a row. now they’re asking me to invest in a retirement fund. I’m just trying to retire my microwave skills, people. #SenneLammens #priorities
wait, so my family just found my social media and they think i’m financially thriving because i posted about ‘Senne Lammens’ scoring, meanwhile i’m over here having weekly debates with myself about whether it’s acceptable to microwave a potato again for the fifth day in a row. now they’re asking me to invest in a retirement fund. I’m just trying to retire my microwave skills, people. #SenneLammens #priorities
just dropped an entire week’s worth of energy on a luxurious treat yourself moment—honestly thought I was doing my future self a favor. then the credit card bill hit like a ton of bricks—and here I am, comparing my current anxiety over spending to the dramatic plot twists of gautam virani's life on that show. now I’m binge-watching to distract myself from the reality that my big purchase feels lik...