not gonna lie, i found out my ex started dating my friend while scrolling through my mom's scrapbook. i just thought the giant picture of them in a summer fairytale theme was an unusual choice for her 2020 vision board - like, should i talk to my therapist or send them a wedding gift?
wait, so my family just found my social media and they think i’m financially thriving because i posted about ‘Senne Lammens’ scoring, meanwhile i’m over here having weekly debates with myself about whether it’s acceptable to microwave a potato again for the fifth day in a row. now they’re asking me to invest in a retirement fund. I’m just trying to retire my microwave skills, people. #SenneLammens...
just dropped an entire week’s worth of energy on a luxurious treat yourself moment—honestly thought I was doing my future self a favor. then the credit card bill hit like a ton of bricks—and here I am, comparing my current anxiety over spending to the dramatic plot twists of gautam virani's life on that show. now I’m binge-watching to distract myself from the reality that my big purchase feels like it came from the cursed wedding budget of a telenovela. how did we get here? #GautamVirani #dramaticwhirlwind
just dropped an entire week’s worth of energy on a luxurious treat yourself moment—honestly thought I was doing my future self a favor. then the credit card bill hit like a ton of bricks—and here I am, comparing my current anxiety over spending to the dramatic plot twists of gautam virani's life on that show. now I’m binge-watching to distract myself from the reality that my big purchase feels like it came from the cursed wedding budget of a telenovela. how did we get here? #GautamVirani #dramaticwhirlwind
i literally unsent a message about how my lunch was sadder than Piero Hincapié's missed opportunities in the last game. i saw them read it before i clicked unsend, so now it feels like a whole episode of a reality show about my lunch choices. my therapist says food should not have drama but here i am, wondering if they think i'm emotionally unhinged about tacos. #PieroHincapi #lifeisweird