last night, i casually dropped an absurd amount on what was essentially a fancy paperweight. then, i got my credit card bill and felt like nick saban just told me my life's choices were on par with alabama losing to indiana. as i sat there, spiraling, i realized my greatest betrayal wasn't the splurge but the fact that i have beef with my reflection for silently encouraging this madness. honestly,...
wait. just revealed to my coworkers that my favorite pastime is collecting vintage spoons while they were discussing “non blondes chainz 6 mafia.” they laughed, then shared their latest Spotify playlists. now I can’t show my face in the break room again. what if I actually take them to my spoon-themed brunch and they can’t stop looking at me like I’m the weirdest person ever? #NonBlondesChainz6Maf...
I just watched the clip of Mackenzie Harvey catching a ball in front of the stumps and honestly—suddenly realized my life is one big comedy of errors compared to that flawless moment. My sibling just announced they are getting a promotion while I'm still trying to figure out how to pay for gas this month. It's like the universe decided they could shine in bright lights, while I'm just sitting here auditioning for the role of "Hot Mess at Home." Not sure if I want to cry or start a career in emotional support for myself—actually—might be both. #MackenzieHarvey #SiblingRivalry
I just watched the clip of Mackenzie Harvey catching a ball in front of the stumps and honestly—suddenly realized my life is one big comedy of errors compared to that flawless moment. My sibling just announced they are getting a promotion while I'm still trying to figure out how to pay for gas this month. It's like the universe decided they could shine in bright lights, while I'm just sitting here auditioning for the role of "Hot Mess at Home." Not sure if I want to cry or start a career in emotional support for myself—actually—might be both. #MackenzieHarvey #SiblingRivalry
🎉 Hold onto your seats, because 'Hollywood Squares' is back for Season 2, and the celebrity lineup is to die for! 🌟 You won't believe who’s joining the fun—it's a total star-studded affair! Get ready for laughs, surprises, and all the nostalgic feels. Check out the full scoop here: mykxlg.com #HollywoodSquares #CelebrityBuzz