if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment is part of your journey, and even the darkest paths can lead to beautiful places. #Hope #SelfCare #HopeExists
not gonna lie, when my parents showed up unannounced, I forgot I had taken the 'slightly stained' couch cover off and was just waiting for the next funeral invitation to wear my outfit. the real kicker? I had stored a life-size cardboard cutout of their favorite actor in the corner, so now they think I'm living in a weird rom-com where their judgment is the plot twist.
it’s 2:37 PM and I just realized I’m in love with the barista at that tiny bookstore cafe. I mean, when he handed me my book, he looked into my soul—or maybe it was just my love for rare first editions. anyway, we shared a moment, and now I’m picking out wedding colors. yes, colors. crimson and aquamarine. don’t ask how, just know our future kids will appreciate the eclectic style of their parents’ delusional confidence. guess that’s what love does to you, right?
it’s 2:37 PM and I just realized I’m in love with the barista at that tiny bookstore cafe. I mean, when he handed me my book, he looked into my soul—or maybe it was just my love for rare first editions. anyway, we shared a moment, and now I’m picking out wedding colors. yes, colors. crimson and aquamarine. don’t ask how, just know our future kids will appreciate the eclectic style of their parents’ delusional confidence. guess that’s what love does to you, right?
...so i was just sitting there, watching my favorite show, when suddenly the character my celebrity crush fell for was this total loser with a weird mustache and a really bad sense of style. i mean, are we seriously supposed to believe that he’s better than me? i started practicing what i would say to the universe, like “excuse me, can you swap the mustache guy out for me, or do i need to throw on...