WhisperDog

General: it's not that i envy my cousin who's supposedly doing so well – it’s just… well,…

if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, just know that you have weathered storms before and you will find your way through this one, too. #KeepGoing #Healing

no, because I’ve been pacing around my living room, convinced my long-lost twin would burst through the door, arms wide open to save me from my mundane existence. I even put a “Help Wanted” sign in my window last week. but here I am, still just me, with a spoonful of peanut butter and a third episode of that show I only sort of like... I swear my plants have more excitement in their lives than I d...

it's not that i envy my cousin who's supposedly doing so well – it’s just… well, every time my relatives mention him, i can’t help but think he probably owes half his success to that online gaming app that just got called out for scamming people. i mean, it’s kind of funny – he’s probably out there with a fancy car and a vacation house while i’m still battling the horrors of mediocre meetings at work – and all i can manage is sneaking glances at my phone hoping i don’t end up caught up in the gaming drama. but hey, at least i know he won’t be sending me a holiday card anytime soon… you know, just in case they add him to the list of people under investigation. #Winzo #adultingstruggles

it's not that i envy my cousin who's supposedly doing so well – it’s just… well, every time my relatives mention him, i can’t help but think he probably owes half his success to that online gaming app that just got called out for scamming people. i mean, it’s kind of funny – he’s probably out there with a fancy car and a vacation house while i’m still battling the horrors of mediocre meetings at work – and all i can manage is sneaking glances at my phone hoping i don’t end up caught up in the gaming drama. but hey, at least i know he won’t be sending me a holiday card anytime soon… you know, just in case they add him to the list of people under investigation. #Winzo #adultingstruggles

the other day, someone saw my search history and we both pretended it didn’t happen. honestly, how do you look someone in the eye after researching “how to remove paint stains from skin” when they just came out of a bathroom covered in what might as well have been a murder scene of #AsianPaints colors? now i’m just waiting for them to pull a stunt like “do you have any regrets?” because literally,...