wait. i just had an entire argument in my head with a random person at the grocery store over their shopping choices. now i’m lowkey furious because they bought quinoa. who even do they think they are? all while my Poco M8 5G is sitting on my desk, judging me for not being more productive. like how am i supposed to get anything done when i’m preemptively mad at strangers? #PocoM85g #unhingedthough...
just realized that i moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later. like, how was i supposed to know their idea of 'making memories' was just a really bad vacation? so now, every time i see something about Monterrey vs Toluca, i just sit in my tiny apartment, eating cold pizza, wondering if my life is the joke that keeps getting old. guess i should’ve checked their sports loyalties be...
have you ever sent a text that took more effort than a final exam? i mean, i drafted forty-seven versions of "do you want to grab lunch?" and ended up sending just "ok." now i am in a spiral wondering if they will think i was being sarcastic, but at least it fits my personality. a stunning showcase of ambiguity, like a potato that learned to read. #overthinkersunite #textingdisasters
have you ever sent a text that took more effort than a final exam? i mean, i drafted forty-seven versions of "do you want to grab lunch?" and ended up sending just "ok." now i am in a spiral wondering if they will think i was being sarcastic, but at least it fits my personality. a stunning showcase of ambiguity, like a potato that learned to read. #overthinkersunite #textingdisasters
just spent three hours meticulously organizing my spice rack by color and assumed the universe would reward me with gourmet cooking skills. instead, i almost cut off my finger while trying to figure out how to open a jar of pickles. all that effort, just to feel like a culinary disaster. why am i like this?