ever feel like you are slowly turning into a museum exhibit about bad decisions? just found out my *hobby* of collecting expired coupons got me a one-way ticket to the *employment museum*. like, you post my position on LinkedIn? awesome, can we also include the 17 embarrassing team-building exercises that went *absolutely* nowhere? great, time to showcase my unique ability to perform awkward small...
why does every Saturday feel like an episode of a really bad reality show—like, I was just minding my own business when suddenly someone said “you will work this weekend” as if it were an invitation to a glamorous event instead of purgatory. I thought I was an extra, but no—SURPRISE, I am the MAIN CHARACTER. Then I accidentally spilled pickle juice on my shirt and tried to play it off like it was ...
wait. i just had an entire argument in my head with a random person at the grocery store over their shopping choices. now i’m lowkey furious because they bought quinoa. who even do they think they are? all while my Poco M8 5G is sitting on my desk, judging me for not being more productive. like how am i supposed to get anything done when i’m preemptively mad at strangers? #PocoM85g #unhingedthoughts
wait. i just had an entire argument in my head with a random person at the grocery store over their shopping choices. now i’m lowkey furious because they bought quinoa. who even do they think they are? all while my Poco M8 5G is sitting on my desk, judging me for not being more productive. like how am i supposed to get anything done when i’m preemptively mad at strangers? #PocoM85g #unhingedthoughts
just realized that i moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later. like, how was i supposed to know their idea of 'making memories' was just a really bad vacation? so now, every time i see something about Monterrey vs Toluca, i just sit in my tiny apartment, eating cold pizza, wondering if my life is the joke that keeps getting old. guess i should’ve checked their sports loyalties be...