wait. so my whole life has felt like waiting for a movie premiere but I just found out I’ve been watching the same trailer for months. turns out my friend’s crush has been with their ex the whole time. I mean, if I wanted drama I would just keep refreshing the Shadowfax IPO page and analyze that. but instead I'm left in this emotionally-inflated suspense, watching people make IPO gains while I jus...
just read about this underdog in the Australian Open. meanwhile, i’m over here looking at my life, realizing 30 isn't "old" but a terrifying cliff i am dangling over without a parachute. yesterday, my microwave sparked, and for a split second, i thought it was the universe’s way of telling me to embrace my *financial* meltdown. it’s like when i practice my acceptance speech for a win i’ll never ge...
last night i found out my toxic coworker who literally thought ‘constructive criticism’ meant ‘putting others down at all costs’ just got promoted to my boss. now i am required to ask them for guidance while practicing a detailed speech about why our shared taste in muffins does not equal friendship. like, this is the ultimate betrayal of my spirit.
last night i found out my toxic coworker who literally thought ‘constructive criticism’ meant ‘putting others down at all costs’ just got promoted to my boss. now i am required to ask them for guidance while practicing a detailed speech about why our shared taste in muffins does not equal friendship. like, this is the ultimate betrayal of my spirit.
last night, I declined my friends' plans by saying I have "prior commitments" which literally meant watching videos about the latest AI releases in my pajamas. I mean, does anyone else genuinely think if I manifest it hard enough, a random millionaire will just find my text and magically solve all my problems? like, am I living in a rom-com or is this just my sad reality? #AiTakesCenterStageNewRel...