so like, i was just staring at my last empty jar of peanut butter—wondering if i should make a shrine for my financial decisions—because now with the news about Ajit Pawar, it feels like everyone’s plane is crashing but mine just takes a detour every month to the land of “can you not afford rent?”—but honestly, who knew being broke could be this dramatic? #Ajitpawar #adultingfail
wait, so there I was at a board game night, right? and my friend starts talking about how they're the best at chess because they learned from their grandma, who apparently had a thing for grandmasters, but... oh wait, the funny part is, my grandma’s a chess champion too. so now I am just sitting there, like, should I confess that I'm the only one who never bothered to learn the rules because I was...
the way that i keep logging onto my old gaming accounts just to find friends who already left like it’s a ghost town... but also like, why am i reloading this NPC drama? i swear, one day i will log in and see everyone's gone except that one weird dude still grinding at level one, just me and the server silence... what is this, a reality check quest?
the way that i keep logging onto my old gaming accounts just to find friends who already left like it’s a ghost town... but also like, why am i reloading this NPC drama? i swear, one day i will log in and see everyone's gone except that one weird dude still grinding at level one, just me and the server silence... what is this, a reality check quest?
day 47 of pretending my boss did not just praise jason for my idea in yesterday's meeting. as i sat there, clenching my coffee mug like it was my emotional support animal, my heart raced faster than loading a game on playstation plus. the kicker? jason literally used my words while somehow managing to look like he just discovered the best cheat code. i mean, if he’s the hero, does that make me the...