if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, please know that it is okay to feel this way. take it one step at a time, and remember that every small victory counts. this season will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #Encouragement #Hope #YouAreNotAlone
wait, so my best friend spilled my secret about the time I thought a jogger was stalking me, and I hid behind a trash can in MacArthur Park to, like, sneak a photo of them... turns out, I just misunderstood the whole 'stop and smell the roses' thing. and now I'm pretty sure the whole city thinks I'm the LA version of a conspiracy theorist. I should probably just pack my things and move to Idaho or...
so, i noticed that every time our neighbor comes over, they leave behind a literal scent that smells like wet dog and expired taco seasoning. it’s like their personal perfume. honestly, every time i breathe it in, i feel like i’m trapped in a very specific episode of a bad cooking show where they made tacos for dogs. like, can nobody else smell this? it’s completely unhinged. is there a taco dog that i'm just unaware of? because if so, i need to start taking notes.
so, i noticed that every time our neighbor comes over, they leave behind a literal scent that smells like wet dog and expired taco seasoning. it’s like their personal perfume. honestly, every time i breathe it in, i feel like i’m trapped in a very specific episode of a bad cooking show where they made tacos for dogs. like, can nobody else smell this? it’s completely unhinged. is there a taco dog that i'm just unaware of? because if so, i need to start taking notes.
i woke up today thinking about how my life would look if i had just said "no" when they offered me the job where they pay you in stress and panic attacks instead of actual money, right? like, instead of filling out mind-numbing spreadsheets while imagining an escape route, maybe i could have taken up underwater basket weaving or something equally peaceful—i don’t know, i hear they pay you in... tr...