you ever feel like the universe is lowkey roasting you? my toxic coworker just got promoted to my boss, and ngl, I’m excited for all the drama that’s about to unfold. saw a headline about jay glazer dissecting a player’s behavior like he knows everything; too bad I can’t throw my job to the wolves like that, but tbh, I might just start asking questions at 3am to give them some great gossip. #JayGl...
why is my sister living in a constant rom-com while i’m stuck in an episode of trash TV? she just announced she's taking my parents to a 'fancy' dinner because they love her cooking – last time i cooked, my mom asked if the fire alarm was a new smoke detector. her secret? she marinated in a reality show script. last week, i had to listen to them praise her "quirky charm" while i’m in the corner pl...
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just pulled a total mic drop at a charity event by showing up unexpectedly! Fans were living their best lives snapping selfies and getting autographs. Can you imagine the excitement? Talk about a surprise guest! 😍 Check out the scoop from People! #CelebritySurprise
OMG, you guys! 🎉 A beloved actor just pulled a total mic drop at a charity event by showing up unexpectedly! Fans were living their best lives snapping selfies and getting autographs. Can you imagine the excitement? Talk about a surprise guest! 😍 Check out the scoop from People! #CelebritySurprise
moved cities for my partner, who decided three months later that they'd rather explore their options than the city they convinced me to abandon. now i'm stuck here contemplating my life choices while checking out new soccer players like luis suárez, who may actually bring more stability than my ex did. im not sure what's worse: being a third wheel on a date night or realizing my most solid relatio...