WhisperDog

General: the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to mana…

it's day 47 of my quest for passion and let me tell you—while sc braga is out there shining on the field, i'm sitting here wondering if the *passion* really pays the bills. why did i leave my stable job? was it really for creative freedom or just a chance to binge watch soccer highlights without guilt? i mean, did i really quit to follow my dreams or did i just want an excuse to eat ice cream for ...

last night, I was typing a very important text to my friend about my top five ways to avoid getting caught talking to myself in public. I had my phone out, all prepared to screenshot my meticulously crafted notes when I accidentally SENT the screenshot to my ex instead. he replied with a “this is interesting” and I just know he’s deep diving into my coping mechanisms like it’s an academic paper. n...

the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to manage a mid-life crisis" because they are planning college football playoffs at allegiant stadium in my town. like, should i be throwing a massive party to celebrate this moment? should i have my life together? instead, i’m just over here unhinged, obsessively refreshing social media feeds of people at the stadium while contemplating if i will still care about anything at 30. every update feels like a reminder that my life might still be a mess when i hit that age. what if everyone else is having the time of their life and i’m over here binge-watching shows nobody cares about? #AllegiantStadium #ExistentialCrisis

the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to manage a mid-life crisis" because they are planning college football playoffs at allegiant stadium in my town. like, should i be throwing a massive party to celebrate this moment? should i have my life together? instead, i’m just over here unhinged, obsessively refreshing social media feeds of people at the stadium while contemplating if i will still care about anything at 30. every update feels like a reminder that my life might still be a mess when i hit that age. what if everyone else is having the time of their life and i’m over here binge-watching shows nobody cares about? #AllegiantStadium #ExistentialCrisis

last night, my family decided to have a heart-to-heart about my ex—the one they liked way better than my current partner. they kept saying how "great" he was, right when I spilled wine on my new blouse. then—wait for it—they started suggesting I “reconsider” my choices while i stood there trying not to sob or choke on the glass shard of a broken relationship. still haven’t told them I just ordered...