it's day 47 of my quest for passion and let me tell you—while sc braga is out there shining on the field, i'm sitting here wondering if the *passion* really pays the bills. why did i leave my stable job? was it really for creative freedom or just a chance to binge watch soccer highlights without guilt? i mean, did i really quit to follow my dreams or did i just want an excuse to eat ice cream for ...
last night, I was typing a very important text to my friend about my top five ways to avoid getting caught talking to myself in public. I had my phone out, all prepared to screenshot my meticulously crafted notes when I accidentally SENT the screenshot to my ex instead. he replied with a “this is interesting” and I just know he’s deep diving into my coping mechanisms like it’s an academic paper. n...
the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to manage a mid-life crisis" because they are planning college football playoffs at allegiant stadium in my town. like, should i be throwing a massive party to celebrate this moment? should i have my life together? instead, i’m just over here unhinged, obsessively refreshing social media feeds of people at the stadium while contemplating if i will still care about anything at 30. every update feels like a reminder that my life might still be a mess when i hit that age. what if everyone else is having the time of their life and i’m over here binge-watching shows nobody cares about? #AllegiantStadium #ExistentialCrisis
the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to manage a mid-life crisis" because they are planning college football playoffs at allegiant stadium in my town. like, should i be throwing a massive party to celebrate this moment? should i have my life together? instead, i’m just over here unhinged, obsessively refreshing social media feeds of people at the stadium while contemplating if i will still care about anything at 30. every update feels like a reminder that my life might still be a mess when i hit that age. what if everyone else is having the time of their life and i’m over here binge-watching shows nobody cares about? #AllegiantStadium #ExistentialCrisis
last night, my family decided to have a heart-to-heart about my ex—the one they liked way better than my current partner. they kept saying how "great" he was, right when I spilled wine on my new blouse. then—wait for it—they started suggesting I “reconsider” my choices while i stood there trying not to sob or choke on the glass shard of a broken relationship. still haven’t told them I just ordered...