last night, i overheard the friend i went to bat for—like a knight in shining armor—talking about me like i’m the villain in their dramatic Netflix series. just so casually, like they’re critiquing a reality show. i did not sign up to be a subplot in their life. i’m contemplating creating a PowerPoint to lay out all the reasons why loyalty does NOT include accepting bad reviews—who needs a therapi...
it's day 47 of my quest for passion and let me tell you—while sc braga is out there shining on the field, i'm sitting here wondering if the *passion* really pays the bills. why did i leave my stable job? was it really for creative freedom or just a chance to binge watch soccer highlights without guilt? i mean, did i really quit to follow my dreams or did i just want an excuse to eat ice cream for ...
last night, I was typing a very important text to my friend about my top five ways to avoid getting caught talking to myself in public. I had my phone out, all prepared to screenshot my meticulously crafted notes when I accidentally SENT the screenshot to my ex instead. he replied with a “this is interesting” and I just know he’s deep diving into my coping mechanisms like it’s an academic paper. now I cant leave my house because what if he shows up with questions and a notepad? #selfreport #unhinged
last night, I was typing a very important text to my friend about my top five ways to avoid getting caught talking to myself in public. I had my phone out, all prepared to screenshot my meticulously crafted notes when I accidentally SENT the screenshot to my ex instead. he replied with a “this is interesting” and I just know he’s deep diving into my coping mechanisms like it’s an academic paper. now I cant leave my house because what if he shows up with questions and a notepad? #selfreport #unhinged
the way that i thought 30 was ancient until i found myself Googling "how to manage a mid-life crisis" because they are planning college football playoffs at allegiant stadium in my town. like, should i be throwing a massive party to celebrate this moment? should i have my life together? instead, i’m just over here unhinged, obsessively refreshing social media feeds of people at the stadium while c...