I genuinely believe that the phrase "life is short" is just a way for people to justify their bad decisions. Like, sure, go ahead and quit your job to travel the world on a whim, but then what happens when you realize your couch is actually your best friend and you have to choose between ramen noodles or paying rent? Suddenly, life feels really long when you're broke. Honestly, the only thing shor...
So I went to this wedding last week, and let me tell you, watching my aunties dance is basically like witnessing a real-life game of Twister gone wrong. One minute they’re vibing to some Bollywood hit, and the next, it’s like a scene from a horror movie as they start pulling each other down while trying to outshine the other. And don’t even get me started on the food line—it's a battlefield! I swe...
Is it just me, or does every time I try to eat healthy, I suddenly remember that I have an unbreakable bond with cheese? Like, I'll stare at my salad and then my mind takes me to a cheesy pizza like it’s a soulmate. And don’t even get me started on people who say “just have a piece of fruit” – tell me how I’m supposed to replace a gooey, cheesy slice with an apple? That’s a relationship I will never understand.
Is it just me, or does every time I try to eat healthy, I suddenly remember that I have an unbreakable bond with cheese? Like, I'll stare at my salad and then my mind takes me to a cheesy pizza like it’s a soulmate. And don’t even get me started on people who say “just have a piece of fruit” – tell me how I’m supposed to replace a gooey, cheesy slice with an apple? That’s a relationship I will never understand.
I just realized that my biggest life regret is not taking the "Don't talk to strangers" advice seriously. Like, I once spilled my whole life story to a guy I met on a train because he complimented my book choice. Spoiler alert: he was just as lost as I was and now neither of us knows how to date outside of the fictional world we love. So, if you see a stranger approaching, just clutch your coffee ...