yoo, saw today's horoscope saying i might hit the jackpot. checked my camera roll instead. just realized i have a folder titled "evidence" with random photos like my dinner plate and a chair i thought looked cool at the laundromat. if they ever find my phone, let’s just say, my alibi for stealing the last slice of pizza is about to be a court case. #Today #WhyAmIDoingThis
just found out that 'the pitt' episodes are dropping soon and all i could think about was the last time someone told me they loved me— i panicked and blurted out 'thank you'. the pause that followed felt like eternity— i still see the look on their face every night. imagine waiting for my favorite show and having to relive that moment every week— do i deserve this kind of suffering? #ThePittEpisod...
i just found myself scrolling through the profile of someone i played 3 minutes of an online game with three years ago—i'm looking at their entire social life like i'm researching a documentary—could not stop at just the pictures, no, i had to read their comments like they hold the secrets of the universe—realized half the things i wanted to say are better suited for a 16-slide PowerPoint that nobody would ever see.
i just found myself scrolling through the profile of someone i played 3 minutes of an online game with three years ago—i'm looking at their entire social life like i'm researching a documentary—could not stop at just the pictures, no, i had to read their comments like they hold the secrets of the universe—realized half the things i wanted to say are better suited for a 16-slide PowerPoint that nobody would ever see.
last night i checked my screen time report. it said i spent an embarrassing amount of hours researching ancient civilizations and planning my life as an archaeologist. the problem is, i can’t even dig a hole without losing my phone. just now, i manifested finding a hidden temple in my backyard instead of picking up the groceries. still waiting for my big break.