literally spent my afternoon calculating how different my life would be if I had just chosen to go to that one obscure country music concert instead of staying in— turns out I could be dating someone from the Netherlands or Thailand right now, but instead, I’m just overthinking my ramen choices for dinner and wondering if I could’ve made that better life decision— is that a midlife crisis I feel o...
it's not that i don't want to teach someone else how to paint miniature dragons... it's just that nobody told me i was leaving my secret life as a professional miniatures artist. so there i was, clutching a tiny paintbrush like it was my last line of defense, while my replacement stared blankly, probably wondering if the last level of this game really did require a 15-step tutorial. now my dragons...
it’s four in the morning and i just spent thirty minutes googling the average lifespan of a muffin because i know my parents would definitely know this. it’s honestly concerning how much i believed i could create a passionate discussion around muffin longevity at our next family dinner. like, who doesn’t want to impress their parents with spontaneous baked goods trivia? now i'm going to craft a detailed presentation about muffin evolution, and they won’t see it coming.
it’s four in the morning and i just spent thirty minutes googling the average lifespan of a muffin because i know my parents would definitely know this. it’s honestly concerning how much i believed i could create a passionate discussion around muffin longevity at our next family dinner. like, who doesn’t want to impress their parents with spontaneous baked goods trivia? now i'm going to craft a detailed presentation about muffin evolution, and they won’t see it coming.
if you are in a tough spot right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually lead to the brightest mornings. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing