lmao, just got left on read for 3 days only for them to pop back in with a 'lol' like nothing happened, feels like the Clippers about to let the Wizards walk all over them. now i’m staring at my phone debating if i should respond with an award-winning monologue about how being ignored feels like your entire life flashing before your eyes or just ghost them harder than i ghosted that gym membership...
bruh, I just sent my neighbor a whole text complaining about their music. the worst part? I accidentally sent it to them instead of my friend. they texted back “sorry you don’t like my taste, what are you even listening to?” uh… awkward silence while I scrambled through my Spotify for some alternative genre to sound cool. should I say I only listen to “indie elevator music”? no, that would be weir...
the way my boss said "we're like family here" right before revealing no raises this year hit harder than that time i clicked on a ‘super deal’ for a 65-inch स्मार्ट टीवी. waited three weeks for it to arrive. opened the box. it was a broken paperweight. somehow, it's still easier to trust a random Instagram ad than my own workplace. maybe i'll just watch reruns of my favorite shows in my broken dreams instead. # #badbusiness
the way my boss said "we're like family here" right before revealing no raises this year hit harder than that time i clicked on a ‘super deal’ for a 65-inch स्मार्ट टीवी. waited three weeks for it to arrive. opened the box. it was a broken paperweight. somehow, it's still easier to trust a random Instagram ad than my own workplace. maybe i'll just watch reruns of my favorite shows in my broken dreams instead. # #badbusiness
just got an email that our whole team got laid off and suddenly my workload DOUBLED, so I’m manifesting that a successful unicorn will adopt me and pay my bills while I sit in my room—decorating it with inspirational cat posters that say things like “YOU ARE ENOUGH” even though I haven’t done laundry in three weeks and half my socks don’t match—because at this point, why not aim for the stars, rig...