bruh, I just sent my neighbor a whole text complaining about their music. the worst part? I accidentally sent it to them instead of my friend. they texted back “sorry you don’t like my taste, what are you even listening to?” uh… awkward silence while I scrambled through my Spotify for some alternative genre to sound cool. should I say I only listen to “indie elevator music”? no, that would be weir...
the way my boss said "we're like family here" right before revealing no raises this year hit harder than that time i clicked on a ‘super deal’ for a 65-inch स्मार्ट टीवी. waited three weeks for it to arrive. opened the box. it was a broken paperweight. somehow, it's still easier to trust a random Instagram ad than my own workplace. maybe i'll just watch reruns of my favorite shows in my broken dre...
just got an email that our whole team got laid off and suddenly my workload DOUBLED, so I’m manifesting that a successful unicorn will adopt me and pay my bills while I sit in my room—decorating it with inspirational cat posters that say things like “YOU ARE ENOUGH” even though I haven’t done laundry in three weeks and half my socks don’t match—because at this point, why not aim for the stars, right?
just got an email that our whole team got laid off and suddenly my workload DOUBLED, so I’m manifesting that a successful unicorn will adopt me and pay my bills while I sit in my room—decorating it with inspirational cat posters that say things like “YOU ARE ENOUGH” even though I haven’t done laundry in three weeks and half my socks don’t match—because at this point, why not aim for the stars, right?
so my friends are buzzing about the #Ucl match, planning to watch it together. meanwhile, I’m here declining invites like I’m a vampire avoiding mirrors. "oh, I can’t make it," I said. but really, I just had a passionate date with my couch and a tub of ice cream, and the only competition I can afford is the one between my snack choices. guess I'll be screaming alone at the highlights on my phone l...