wait—i just defended this person to everyone—like literally told my friends they were an angel—then found out they’ve been low-key talking about me behind my back. like, should i report them for slander or just drop my entire social life like Alcaraz dropped the ball at that last match? so, am i in the middle of a friendship scandal or am i just being dramatic? #Alcaraz #FriendshipFails
yoo, my parents are splitting up, and somehow i’m the chosen one to mediate their “differences.” honestly, my mom called me a referee last night and i just sat there, eating a cereal box. so now, while trying to defuse their drama, i hear about the bulls versus clippers game like, am i really trying to choose sides here? both teams sound like my parents fighting over who gets to keep the remote. i...
why does nobody tell you that the moment you start paying bills is the same moment your friends become “too busy” for late-night deep chats? just last week, my one friend swore he’d always be there for me, and today he texted me about the ‘economic forecast.’ like, really? that’s your excuse? what did the bills do, conspire against our friendship?
why does nobody tell you that the moment you start paying bills is the same moment your friends become “too busy” for late-night deep chats? just last week, my one friend swore he’d always be there for me, and today he texted me about the ‘economic forecast.’ like, really? that’s your excuse? what did the bills do, conspire against our friendship?
it's not that i didn't want my family to see my social media. it's just that i forgot to delete the post where i said i would "rather fight a raccoon than deal with adulting." now they're sending me articles about financial literacy and asking if i need help with budgeting. honestly, my version of budgeting is hoping for those 'checks' from the government while i contemplate my future as a raccoon...