just found myself genuinely cheering for a couple I saw having dinner three tables away. I made an entire storyline for them. they have two kids named after vintage cartoons and run a farm together in my head. now I am heavily invested and they're definitely breaking up next week, but I still support them.
i keep scrolling through my social media seeing all the updates about jitesh sharma playing so well. meanwhile, my idea of a victory is just finding a spare sock to match the other two in my drawer. it hit me like a truck today when i realized i’m spending my money on random junk while still needing a new pair of shoes for work that doesn’t make me look like a lost dad at a family reunion. the iro...
just found out the reno 15 is dropping today. meanwhile, my sibling is still "temporarily" borrowing money from me. it feels like i’m a ghost in my own bank account. like, will this 200-megapixel camera finally capture the moment i get my cash back? stay tuned for my riveting sequel, “the sibling who turned into a loan shark.” #Reno15 #familydrama
just found out the reno 15 is dropping today. meanwhile, my sibling is still "temporarily" borrowing money from me. it feels like i’m a ghost in my own bank account. like, will this 200-megapixel camera finally capture the moment i get my cash back? stay tuned for my riveting sequel, “the sibling who turned into a loan shark.” #Reno15 #familydrama
i chose the practical path, the boring path, and now i think about how amazing it would have been to open that deep-sea clam restaurant. yes, you heard that right. clam chowder as my signature dish. but now here i am, contemplating if my blender can really handle more than smoothies while my relatives endlessly share videos of their crab cakes. just once, i want to ask my cousin why the LAST weddi...