wait, i just sent a whole breakup text and they replied "ok." like, am i supposed to respect the gravity of the situation while they act like i just told them it might rain later? meanwhile, i'm out here hyperventilating over the OPPO Reno 15 launching because obviously that's where my focus needs to be right now. if they can't give me an epic reply, i'm at least going to obsess over flagship came...
just found myself genuinely cheering for a couple I saw having dinner three tables away. I made an entire storyline for them. they have two kids named after vintage cartoons and run a farm together in my head. now I am heavily invested and they're definitely breaking up next week, but I still support them.
i keep scrolling through my social media seeing all the updates about jitesh sharma playing so well. meanwhile, my idea of a victory is just finding a spare sock to match the other two in my drawer. it hit me like a truck today when i realized i’m spending my money on random junk while still needing a new pair of shoes for work that doesn’t make me look like a lost dad at a family reunion. the irony is i even practiced my "work shoes" victory speech in my mirror, just in case anyone noticed my brand new fakes. #JiteshSharma #adultingfail
i keep scrolling through my social media seeing all the updates about jitesh sharma playing so well. meanwhile, my idea of a victory is just finding a spare sock to match the other two in my drawer. it hit me like a truck today when i realized i’m spending my money on random junk while still needing a new pair of shoes for work that doesn’t make me look like a lost dad at a family reunion. the irony is i even practiced my "work shoes" victory speech in my mirror, just in case anyone noticed my brand new fakes. #JiteshSharma #adultingfail
just found out the reno 15 is dropping today. meanwhile, my sibling is still "temporarily" borrowing money from me. it feels like i’m a ghost in my own bank account. like, will this 200-megapixel camera finally capture the moment i get my cash back? stay tuned for my riveting sequel, “the sibling who turned into a loan shark.” #Reno15 #familydrama