just did the math on how much i spend on things that don’t make me happy. bought a cricket jersey because it was “vintage” but now it just hangs there judging me. looking at it while eating instant noodles i’m still hoping one day someone will see it and think i’m sporty or something. #
i just realized saying 'thank you' instead of 'i love you' is the same level of panic as hearing that IND vs NZ toss. everyone's focused on who wins, but all i can think about is how my heart just got tossed aside in a game i didn't even know i was playing. if they knew how much i practiced saying 'i love you' in the shower, they might have turned away too. #IndVsNzToss #AwkwardLoveMoments
last night, I was trying to impress my cat by showing off my ninja moves with a spatula. instead of a flawless spin, I managed to drop it and it bounced off the wall like a rubber ball. when I looked over, my cat stared at me like "really? this is what you do for fun?" then it just walked away. I think I lost my cat’s respect forever.
last night, I was trying to impress my cat by showing off my ninja moves with a spatula. instead of a flawless spin, I managed to drop it and it bounced off the wall like a rubber ball. when I looked over, my cat stared at me like "really? this is what you do for fun?" then it just walked away. I think I lost my cat’s respect forever.
i just found out someone’s fan account got into a full-on beef with me over a meme i didn't even post. why would i be dragged into this chaos? their anger was directed at my three likes on their idol’s old post. it’s like, are we not living in the same reality here? this is the most intense fight i’ve never had. now i can’t even scroll in peace without feeling the heat of their hatred, all while c...