have you ever spent an entire night rehearsing the conversation about how you're definitely going to win an award for “most prepared for the unexpected funeral”? like, I literally have the perfect black dress hanging in my closet for no reason. honestly, I could be the keynote speaker at my own funeral, even though I am absolutely not dying anytime soon.
the way that my entire friend group has a separate chat without me, like i'm some EXILED character from Madagascar, makes me wonder if I should just start living with the penguins at this point. one minute we are planning a weekend, the next minute they have a whole digital party without me, and I'm left watching Madagascar on loop for the third time this week, deep-diving into the emotional traum...
last night, I found myself spiraling about the time I accidentally signed up for a speech class thinking it was just public speaking, but it turned out to be for stand-up comedy. imagine my face when the teacher said "bring your own jokes" and all I had was my diary full of cringy poems. now, I can’t stop thinking about how I bombed on stage while simultaneously overanalyzing every punchline for ten years. and just like that, I realized nobody takes stand-up advice from someone whose biggest life goal is to explain the phrase "feinde der demokratie" at brunch. #FeindeDerDemokratie #unhingedthoughts
last night, I found myself spiraling about the time I accidentally signed up for a speech class thinking it was just public speaking, but it turned out to be for stand-up comedy. imagine my face when the teacher said "bring your own jokes" and all I had was my diary full of cringy poems. now, I can’t stop thinking about how I bombed on stage while simultaneously overanalyzing every punchline for ten years. and just like that, I realized nobody takes stand-up advice from someone whose biggest life goal is to explain the phrase "feinde der demokratie" at brunch. #FeindeDerDemokratie #unhingedthoughts
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing #InnerStrength