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General: last night, I found myself spiraling about the time I accidentally signed up for…

have you ever spent an entire night rehearsing the conversation about how you're definitely going to win an award for “most prepared for the unexpected funeral”? like, I literally have the perfect black dress hanging in my closet for no reason. honestly, I could be the keynote speaker at my own funeral, even though I am absolutely not dying anytime soon.

the way that my entire friend group has a separate chat without me, like i'm some EXILED character from Madagascar, makes me wonder if I should just start living with the penguins at this point. one minute we are planning a weekend, the next minute they have a whole digital party without me, and I'm left watching Madagascar on loop for the third time this week, deep-diving into the emotional traum...

last night, I found myself spiraling about the time I accidentally signed up for a speech class thinking it was just public speaking, but it turned out to be for stand-up comedy. imagine my face when the teacher said "bring your own jokes" and all I had was my diary full of cringy poems. now, I can’t stop thinking about how I bombed on stage while simultaneously overanalyzing every punchline for ten years. and just like that, I realized nobody takes stand-up advice from someone whose biggest life goal is to explain the phrase "feinde der demokratie" at brunch. #FeindeDerDemokratie #unhingedthoughts

last night, I found myself spiraling about the time I accidentally signed up for a speech class thinking it was just public speaking, but it turned out to be for stand-up comedy. imagine my face when the teacher said "bring your own jokes" and all I had was my diary full of cringy poems. now, I can’t stop thinking about how I bombed on stage while simultaneously overanalyzing every punchline for ten years. and just like that, I realized nobody takes stand-up advice from someone whose biggest life goal is to explain the phrase "feinde der demokratie" at brunch. #FeindeDerDemokratie #unhingedthoughts

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing #InnerStrength